"The reason that every major university maintains a department of
mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize
all those people."
mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize
all those people."
Related:
- Why does every university have a math department?
It's cheaper than institutionalizing them.
\/3 / | 2 3 x 3.14 ... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt... - Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy: {ed But they didn't write it.}
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood
bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked... - From bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US Thu Feb 2 18:30:05 1989
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000000000000 From: bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Bob Calbridge)... - SCIENTIST DISCOVERS NEW ELEMENT - ADMINISTRATIUM
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
University physicists.
The element, tentatively named Administratium ... - April 1, 1988: The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered
by physicists at Turgid University.
The element, tentatively named Administratium (Ad)... - Many ALMOST Useful Facts:
** Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
** Pearls melt in vinegar ** It takes 3,000 cows to... - Black Power...
it's cheaper than electricity... - Things to think about....
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short...
From the same category:
- And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ... - Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost
in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can... - The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity
u to the n." / x n | e = f(u ) ... - Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural
logarithms... - This was made by Mike Bender and Sarah Herr:
MATHEMATICS PURITY TEST
Count the number of yes's,
subtract from 60, and divide by 0.6. ---------- ...
