The world is divided into two classes:
people who say "The world is divided into two classes",
and people who say
The world is divided into two classes:
people who say: "The world is divided into two classes",
and people who say:
The world is divided into two classes:
people who say ...
people who say "The world is divided into two classes",
and people who say
The world is divided into two classes:
people who say: "The world is divided into two classes",
and people who say:
The world is divided into two classes:
people who say ...
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those who can count and those who can't.
And the related: There are two groups of people in... - M.A.D.D is the acronym for
Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide... - A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish
as he waits for a tug on the line.
"Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit."... - People who say nothing is impossible
don't have... - The Democratic platform runs 35,000 words. Divided by the number of people
who'll ever read it all,
that's about 1,000 words each... - People Who Should Be Phased Out (by George Carlin)
** Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday."
** People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making
self-conscious remarks about their advancing age.
** Guys who wink when they're kidding. ** Men who propose... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - If Operating Systems Were Like Beers...
DOS Beer:
Requires you to use your own can opener,
and requires you to read the directions carefully before...
