He has been upset ever since he found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions,
it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas... - TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD
1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied
2) Doesn't pick his nose in public
3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites
4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust
5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building,
he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has... - By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN
(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh,
you better watch out You better not pry You better... - By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN
(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh,
you better watch out You better not pry You better... - Santa Claus, upon trudging out to his sleigh for his annual night freight
trip around the world,
was surprised to find a guy with a shotgun standing... - Christmas 2000
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
Please read the following carefully....... I regret... - Q: Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children?
A: Because, he only comes once a year and then it's... - Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as... - Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house Not a creature was stirring...
