How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
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- Or how about the woman who went to the bank and got a home improvement
loan,
took it home, gave it to her husband and told him to... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - From: gazit@ganelon.usc.edu.UUCP (Salit)
Subject: Virgin Joke
Date:
27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A woman was going to marry... - A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a
time without getting nervous.
His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew... - Unknown
What's the difference between a man and E.T.
E.T. phoned home... - What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T.
phoned home... - Once there was a Russian who had a pen-pal who lived in Africa.
They had written each other letters for about 2 years... - From edsews!roberts@uunet.UU.NET Thu Nov 3 19:36:45 1988
How do we know Jesus was jewish?
Four reasons: 1) He lived at home until he was... - I went fishing one day, just for the halibut.
All I caught was a haddock,
So I went home and took too many aspirins, And then...
