Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Related:
- LETTERS TO WELFARE
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to
individuals and families with income below a certain level.
The following quotations are taken from actual letters... - Yrneh Etac VI - No such device or address
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(novax!nowhere!etac6) OR (etac6@nowhere) If you... - I've got a condom with your name
on it... - Social Security
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an
application.
Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to... - Apology:
Politeness too late... - Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory?
He kept throwing out the W's ..... - Q: Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn't concentrate... - 33 There was a young girl in Dakota
Had a letter from Ickes;
he wrote her: "In addition to gas ... - This letter leaves 500 miles away from home
already?...
From the same category:
- NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for $1 .
No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY... - Please, Lord,
let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me... - U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths,
divide ur legs and we can multiply... - I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth,
I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU... - How many letters in the Alphabet? 19,
cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him...
