The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Related:
- Paranoia runs deep.
into our lives it... - We are the people our parents warned us
about... - A young black couple are watching TV when their child speaks for the first time,
saying "MOTHER". With excitement, the father exclaims... - We've tried to stick by our resolution not to comment on football until it's
football weather.
But by then the pro season would be half over... - I wonder what our children will
look like... - Our children have four legs
and bark... - Do radioactive cats have 18 half
lives... - I have a huge house," he replied. "There is enough room in it for our children
and our grandchildren.
We can be happy there till we die...
