Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
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receive this... - Lord give me patience.....
But Hurry... - This nice, old Jewish man really wanted to win the lottery.
So, one week, he goes to synagogue and he says (good... - The Lottery
A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial... - Lord, give me patience...
and I need it NOW... - I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it;
you can't prove it... - Gone to Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.
There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the... - The Cat, The Mice, and Heaven...
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven,
where he meets the Lord. The Lord says to the cat,... - I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone...
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- The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast
plate open... - Nostalgia ain't what it used
to be... - Girls are like phones. We love to be held,
talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll... - I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* -
pls take sign down next time ok... - I might be in the basement.
I'll go upstairs and check...
