I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
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12/15/92 Q: How do blonde braincells die... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - SPOKE NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PACE
Sometimes, when I’m scouting up ahead for The March,
I discover more than I wanted to know. My job:... - You Think You're Having A Bad Day...
There's a guy sitting at a bar,
just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half... - One day Dirty Ernie is playing with his train set. The little train came
around to the little station and stopped.
So Ernie said, "All the people getting off the train... - An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - While a hunky patient was having a body cast removed,
one of the nurses at the hospital happened to notice... - Honk for Jesus
The other day I went to the local religious book store,
where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker...
