Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Related:
- SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T.
than anyone else. If you feel that you do not recieve... - A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they
made "Tickle me Elmo dolls".
It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly... - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving.
Aren't you... - knock,
knock) "Who's there?" "A polish thief... - TIME MANAGEMENT
Dear Staff,
In an effort to maximize productivity in our department I will be
implementing a tool used in many industries.
You will be tracking your time working on certain activities... - This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave... - 338. This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
His boss comes out and tell him that he has to... - Bubba
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know,
I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone... - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Death.
Death wh...
........
From the same category:
- What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion... - Why don't men often show their true feelings?
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Because they don't have any.... - Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your... - What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg,
let it finish... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional
to the stupidity of your action...
