You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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1. I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good... - What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants?
Flatman and Ribbon... - What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth... - You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother
put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out... - You were so ugly as a kid that, on Halloween,
your mother put peanut butter around your lips and... - Do you ever notice that when you're driving,
anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone... - Confucius say "Man who is jacking into a peanut butter
jar is fucking nuts"... - Ways to Commemorate the 20th Anniversary of Elvis Presley's Death
15> Have the King exhumed,
breaded, deep-fried & reburied. 14> For crying... - What's the difference between an elephant and peanut butter?
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth...
