Cleveland still lives. God MUST be dead.
God gave us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
Q: Why don't Baptists do it standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
God gave us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
Q: Why don't Baptists do it standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
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