One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea,

One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when
one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in
such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do. Maybe you can
help me. When I was cleaning the Father's room, I found a box of
condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don't know whether or not to
tell Bishop. What do you think I should do?"

"Oh my word," said the second nun. "I must have found the same box of
condoms when I cleaned his room last week! Well, I don't know if you
should tell the Bishop or not but do you know what I did? I poked a
hole in the end of each and everyone of them."

Both nuns heard a gasp, turned and saw that the third nun had fainted.