Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT?
A: Because he got nailed on his boards.
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked,
"Can you put me up for the night?"
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT?
A: Because he got nailed on his boards.
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked,
"Can you put me up for the night?"
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