A man went rushing into a church for something he had forgotten, but he
was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor had placed in front of the
floor that he had just washed. It read: PLEASE DON'T WALK ON THE WATER.
was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor had placed in front of the
floor that he had just washed. It read: PLEASE DON'T WALK ON THE WATER.
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Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked
beans.
He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and... - Pass the beans please!!
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked
beans.
She loved them but unfortunately they had always... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - The older a man gets,
the farther he had to walk to school as a boy... - The older a man gets,
the farther he had to walk to school as a boy... - There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They went to see a counselor, and he decided that they... - There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They went to see a counselor, and he decided that they... - There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They went to see a counselor, and he decided that... - Church Humor
Over the massive front doors of a church,
these words were inscribed: "The Gate of Heaven"....
