House problem: The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't.
Related:
- Things Kids Should Learn in School:
** Life is not fair.
Get used to it. ** The real world won't care as much... - here was a fire in my house, and my wife told the kids "Quiet,
you'll wake up daddy... - Microsoft Dinner '99
Instructions for Microsoft's new TV dinner product:
You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so... - Instructions For Microsoft's New TV Dinner Products
You must first remove the plastic cover.
By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft... - Self starters-
will not... - Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School
Unfortunately there are some things that children should be learning in
school,
but don't. Not all of them have to do with academics... - ALL kids are SPECIAL KIDS
!!!!!... - Tired of cleaning yourself?
Let me do it... - Senior Design Engineer and Toilet
Cleaning...
