A typical home has a TV set that is adjusted better than the kids.
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If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
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1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied
2) Doesn't pick his nose in public
3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites
4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust
5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building,
he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to... - One thought driven home is better than three left
on base... - 1. My kids are locked outside.
2. My kids are locked inside.
3. My kids are stuck in the door. 4. I have... - Q: Why are dogs better than kids?
A: When you get sick of your dog,
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26) If you thought the concoction ET used to phone home was stupid
27) If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
28) If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear
reactor
29) If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
30) If you have never backed-up your hard drive
31) If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games,
but are afraid to say it out loud 32) If you truly... - YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER
1 ) If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
2 ) If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
3 ) If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
4 ) If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
5 ) If Dilbert is your hero
6 ) If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
7 ) If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
8 ) If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
9 ) If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50
10) If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal
point in the right place
11) If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
12) If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car
13) If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
hanging coats and taping ducts
14) If,
at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will... - A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids,
and it has gadgets to do everything except make the...
