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Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising and... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising... - DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND -
the fault is with reality... - Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust
your set... - DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND -
the fault is with... - Did you take your 8:00
valium... - You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not... - A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son
Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know that I am still ...
