For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers
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Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising and... - Desk: A very large wastebasket with
drawers... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising... - From: hack@bellboy.UUCP (Greg Hackney)
Subject: U2 the rocket dog
Date:
25 Jun 88 01:22:59 GMT A true story... There... - A true story...
There is this very large lovable dog who is named "U2"
because he is always flying over the fence like a rocket.
A lady was showing a couple around her garage sale... - A table of contents has no
drawers... - Suitable for Farm Animals & Household
Appliances... - From ph@uowcsa.oz.au Mon Dec 12 20:53:34 1988
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000000000000 From: ph@uowcsa.oz.au (Phillip Herring)...
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