Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
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- Classified Ad Mistakes
The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city
newspapers.
Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising and... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to... - I've GOT one!
I have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!... - Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get
an extra pair to take home, too... - There once was a man who had a very well developed liking for beans (green
beans,
wax beans, kidney beans, limas - it didn't matter which... - Hello, this is
. I'm home right now,
and in a few moments, I'll have a decision to make... - Something To Look Forward To:
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have...
From the same category:
- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress,
but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing... - Vacation Special:
have your home exterminated... - We build bodies that last a
lifetime... - We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand... - Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary...
