Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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that eats... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
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his Dram... - Why A Woman Does Not Need A Man...
** If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so
glad to see you,
get a dog. ** If you want someone who's always ready... - And sometimes the bear
eats you...
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Excellent growth potential... - Man, honest.
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