We've tried to stick by our resolution not to comment on football until it's
football weather. But by then the pro season would be half over.
football weather. But by then the pro season would be half over.
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Another desperate "football widow" recited an item in the local newspa-
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1992 Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager,
on his team's 7-27 record: "We can't win at home... - Athletes tripping on their tongues
Who says athletes aren't as intelligent as rocket scientists?
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that's nothing new.
We usually tried to miss him when he was on it, too... - Wisdom From Jocks:
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season.
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To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a President of... - I Love Her, But...
(a collection of men's thoughts on their women)
.
she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the... - The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked...
