Mr. Reagan says he can't understand why interest rates are so high. Well, an
old editor of ours always said that when we couldn't understand something we
should look for the part money plays in it.
old editor of ours always said that when we couldn't understand something we
should look for the part money plays in it.
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He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
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Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
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Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some-
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From the same category:
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color of weeds in our yard... - Only men--56 of them--signed the Declaration of Independence.
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