It would have been even more interesting if the platform floor fights had
been, instead, mud wrestling.
Updated version of the annual song: "Bare she is, Miss America. . . "
been, instead, mud wrestling.
Updated version of the annual song: "Bare she is, Miss America. . . "
Related:
- You have to read the whole thing:
The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High
School girls,
teaching how to prepare for married life. 1. Have dinner... - THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD
HAVE GIVEN
"Members of Congress.
People of America....I banged her. I banged her like... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt... - YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF....
You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.... - There've been many minuses recently for the Miss America pageant but officials
are working to destroy those negatives.
Isn't that what Vanessa Williams should have done... - A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and... - 24 I never had Miss Defauw,
But it wouldn't have been quite so raw
If she'd only said "No"
When I wanted her so;
But she didn't -- she laughed and said "Naw... - I think Santa Claus is a woman....
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,
but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas... - The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy...
