"The question," George McGovern told delegates, "is where will America be four
years from now?" Personally, we hope it's still somewhere between Mexico and
Canada.
years from now?" Personally, we hope it's still somewhere between Mexico and
Canada.
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They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's... - STUPID LAWS
- CANADA:
- Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort
Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
(since not all silly, outdated laws are from the... - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OAKIE' AND A DAMN FOOL?
THE RED RIVER. In Texas, we're proud to have the best... - Quayle'isms:
* "I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study... - FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.14
"Little noted by the press,
vegetable-rights activists raided the kitchen of the... - Fun History facts to know and tell
...some of these you may have seen before.
This is a compilation of actual student bloopers collected... - LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE
by Kip Adotta
It was Cucumber the First;
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and...
