We're still waiting for some entrepreneur to open a shop that would offer to
clean up yards--a lawndry.
clean up yards--a lawndry.
Related:
- Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area:
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire... - ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS
You’re in luck.
As my luck would have it,
I made my bones in a musical family. Grandpop slapped... - Hospitals are advertising more.
But we're still waiting for one to offer a cheap weekend... - get a life
friend told me I really had to get a life.
I thought about that and decided maybe she was right... - From The Wit of Steven Wright:
** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with... - So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting
together.
They spy a *deer in the woods. The physicist calculates... - IDIOT GOES TO PRISON
Three guys, a family man, an entrepreneur,
and an idiot, are sentenced to spend 15 years in... - When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college
there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine,
she was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant... - Sir, I admit your general rule,
That every poet is a fool.
But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool...
