Aunt Ilse from Oelwein calls to say she hopes everyone in Dallas had fun at
the Jackson concerts and to ask if we know of any plans for a Julliard String
Quartet Victory Tour.
the Jackson concerts and to ask if we know of any plans for a Julliard String
Quartet Victory Tour.
Related:
- Aunt Ilse from Oelwein wonders why no one thinks Mr.
Mondale has a chance to beat Mr. Reagan. "Any country... - Our record is strong on women's issues," says George Bush.
And Aunt Ilse agrees. She says she can smell it all... - Hear about the Polish musicians who had to empty the saliva from their instruments?
They were a string quartet... - The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you
wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on
geography).
I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart... - GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS...
** If they want to loan you money,
tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could... - There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man... - An attractive young secretary in her first week on the job got some friendly
advice about the office Romeo from the more matronly office workers.
"Watch out for 'Tiny' ... Stay away from 'Tiny',"... - 150 There was a young man from Dallas
Who had an exceptional phallus.
He couldn't find room In any girl's womb ... - I Like 'em Dead
I was just 13 when my mommy caught me
French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said...
