The national newspaper we would really like would have a reporting staff of
seers and prophets and be called "USA Tomorrow."
seers and prophets and be called "USA Tomorrow."
Related:
- NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a President of... - In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical
jokes,
I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators... - Would you rather read a newspaper or hug
a tree... - What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
Chain Saw:
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can... - If AOL were a City
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You'd live in a place where no two people had the same... - 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive. But this is only a technicality... - Daffynitions
Meter maid: Windshield viper ?
Subject:
Swiftiers "No negroes allowed!" Jim crowed. "You can... - Quayle'isms:
* "I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study...
