Our office softball team's recent 16-3 victory caused the coach to set up a
special commission to fi}ind out what went right.
special commission to fi}ind out what went right.
Related:
- YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER
1 ) If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
2 ) If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
3 ) If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
4 ) If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
5 ) If Dilbert is your hero
6 ) If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
7 ) If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
8 ) If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
9 ) If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50
10) If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal
point in the right place
11) If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
12) If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car
13) If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
hanging coats and taping ducts
14) If,
at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will... - THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY
1. Could our relationship be more physical?
I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave... - POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT
BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING
What he says.
What he means ---------------------------------... - MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the... - FOUR YEARS LATER...
December 30, 2004 / Washington,
D.C. (Associated Press) After four years of legal wrangling... - Punny
1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to... - Your Baseball Team Isn't Doing Well
15> Your owner is named Marge and it appears there *is* a God.
14> Your team is a mile high and it's *not* the Rockies...
