Scientists speculate that comets crash into the earth every 26 million years,
wiping out whole species of animals. Next time we hope they aim at slugs.
wiping out whole species of animals. Next time we hope they aim at slugs.
Related:
- Scientists think a shower of comets could destroy mankind in about 15 million
years.
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