Some Kansas City crime leaders have asked for help from the Chicago mob, it's
reported. Why aren't we comforted by such private sector initiatives?
reported. Why aren't we comforted by such private sector initiatives?
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- STUPID LAWS
- CANADA:
- Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort
Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
(since not all silly, outdated laws are from the... - The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you
wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on
geography).
I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart... - Movie Prices
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town
to the city to attend a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession... - George Carlinisms:
** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world... - Airplane Humor
Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - A Long Flight...
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto,
the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of... - The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy... - Greetings prospective White House interns! This year,
our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing...
From the same category:
- If he's re-elected and serves a full second term, Mr.
Reagan will be almost 78 when he leaves office. By... - China has a growing rabid dog problem, it's reported.
Wow! And think how many Pekinese there are there... - Mr. Reagan disagrees that conventional war with the Soviets is nearly
inevitable.
What's the bad news? That a nuclear one is... - These days there are so many channels of communication
that it takes serious dedication to remain uninformed... - Jesse Jackson says the main reason for holding the convention is to adopt a
platform.
Then why didn't he leave when that was done...
