Q: Why don't Polish mothers breast-feed their babies?
A: It hurts too much to boil the nipples.
A: It hurts too much to boil the nipples.
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- What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.
How do you brain wash an italian? Give him an enema... - Q. Why do you feed babies baked beans?
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So you can find them in the dark... - Man who sucks nipples,
make clean breast of things... - Q: Why did God give women nipples?
A:
To make suckers out of men... - Q. How do Chinese mothers name their babies?
A.
They throw some cutlery down the stairs and name them... - Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland?
A:
Because they cause too much brain damage... - Q: Why is being in the Army like a PG movie?
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Too much violence and not enough sex... - Q: Why don't Polish women use vibrators?
A:
It chips their teeth... - Q: Why does the new Polish navy have glass-bottomed boats?
A: So they can see the old Polish navy...
