Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?
A: The nun has hope in her soul.
A: The nun has hope in her soul.
Related:
- What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the
bathtub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul..... - The Canonical List of Nun-Jokes:
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None... - Q: What's black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through
revolving doors?
A: A nun with a spear through her throat... - A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and
realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to die.
They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would... - Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is... - Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS?
A: Jewelry... - Q: What do you call a Nun with a sex change?
A: A... - Q: What kind of meat does the Pope eat on Fridays?
A: Nun...
From the same category:
- Q: Did you know that Christie McAuliffe had blue eyes?
A: One blew this way...one blew that way... - Q: Did you know that Rock Hudson does not have any friends or relatives?
A: But he has neighbors up his ass... - Q: Why did God give women nipples?
A:
To make suckers out of men... - Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A:
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep... - Q: Why are there no polish pharmacies?
A:
They can't figure out how to put the little bottles...
