Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
A: Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!
A: Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!
Related:
- What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a boy scout?
Someone who likes to pitch tents... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental?
A: A car thief who can't... - Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences... - Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all... - Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?
A: A cock that stays up all night... - Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night... - Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
A: Your last blowjob... - Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water... - Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M?
A: A cock that won't melt in your hand...
From the same category:
- Q: Did you hear that Princess Grace was on the radio?
A: ...And on the dash board, the steering wheel, etc... - Q: What is the speed limit of sex?
A: 68,
at 69 you have to turn around... - Q: Why do women have two holes on the bottom?
A: So when they get drunk at a party,
you can carry them home like a six-pack... - Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?
A:
Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin... - Q: How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A: "Never fired, and only dropped once...
