Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico?
A: Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here.
A: Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here.
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They're all over here......... - Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: Because you can't sign a check,
with a can spray paint... - Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque?
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Because the beans slip through the... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991,
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12/15/92 Q: How do blonde braincells die... - Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?
A:
Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin... - Editors Note:
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Over the past year, I have received several short... - Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow?
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So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going...
