Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
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Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can... - Q: Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?
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It's hard to spray paint your name on that little line... - What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms?
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Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.... - Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico?
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Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here... - Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
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Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949... - Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow?
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So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going... - Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on. ... - Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque?
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Because the beans slip through the... - Q: Do you know why they don't let Mexicans in the fire department?
A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b...
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He wants to go where no man has gone before... - Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Instant air pollution... - Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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