Okay!! Here's one I haven't seen:
Get a list on the free classified throwaways in town
and print the following:
RED 86 Vette: Won on game show, must sell, leaving
country. Steal!! First reasonable offer takes...
Call <Victims #> after 1 am (I work nights) and let it
ring. Desperate, please hurry...
This should bring the desired results for at least a
week...
Get a list on the free classified throwaways in town
and print the following:
RED 86 Vette: Won on game show, must sell, leaving
country. Steal!! First reasonable offer takes...
Call <Victims #> after 1 am (I work nights) and let it
ring. Desperate, please hurry...
This should bring the desired results for at least a
week...
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