Buy a BIG pile of magazines of every conceivable sort, and clip every
coupon for a catalog, trial product, free brochure, etc. Specialty
magazines have the most, such as hobbies or sports (or computers).
Your victim should be deluged with junk mail (and since most such
lists get sold to other lists, the response will be a geometric
function of the number of clips you send).
A friend of mine and I once almost started a junkmail war, but formed
a truce before, because we knew it would follow us around for years...
coupon for a catalog, trial product, free brochure, etc. Specialty
magazines have the most, such as hobbies or sports (or computers).
Your victim should be deluged with junk mail (and since most such
lists get sold to other lists, the response will be a geometric
function of the number of clips you send).
A friend of mine and I once almost started a junkmail war, but formed
a truce before, because we knew it would follow us around for years...
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Sure,
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From the same category:
- When my girlfriend and I were in our early teens (the age is important) we used
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We would set all the clocks that had alarms to go... - In a similar vein, tell your victim that you have a test of coordination
you would like him to try with you.
Find a door with a fairly large crack between the... - My father loves to tell of the builder he knows who had to evict some guy
>from one of his rental houses.
It seems the renter left his pet in the master bedroom... - I became a somewhat involved spectator in a similar incident.
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