I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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- A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck... - Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel
Miss,
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it... - A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD
Beginnings end.
and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase... - One day a guy lost his dick in an auto accident. He went to the doctor to
get it replaced and the doctor pulled out a drawer with replacement dicks
in it.
"Those look o.k.," the unfortunate victim said, "but... - This might be an oldie, but I got a grin out of it when I remembered it.)
A fellow sitting in a bar noticed that the bartender was staring at him.
Each time he'd look away and finally came over, a bit... - From: ijd@otter.hple.hp.com (Ian Dickinson)
Subject:
What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Date:... - Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and
generally feeling good about himself,
when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts... - Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and
generally feeling good about himself,
when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts...
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- Hi. You'll do
... - Your name must be Mickey because your
so fine... - Excuse me, do you have any raisins?
How about a date... - You know how it feels when you have to go pee
really bad?... - I've got a condom with your name
on it...
