I have big feet.
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- Great big gobs of greasy, grimey, gopher's guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little birdies dirty feet. Great big... - Sorry to change the subject a little, but this priceless
little anecdote occurred while I was working for a hardware
store while in college.
I'm standing behind the counter, wearing my little... - Q: What do you call Ethiopians with big feet?
A:
Golf clubs... - There I was,
upside down at 10,000... - The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes,
I had to sell the car to pay the bill." ... - Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom,
if big people can have little people, and big cats... - If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulder of giants.
Isaac Newton If I have not seen as far as others,... - Soon to have my feet in the sand,
and gators at my heels... - Why does a duck have flat feet?
To stamp out fire in the woods.
Why does an elephant have flat feet? To stamp out...
From the same category:
- I've got a condom with your name
on it... - You have the ass of a great
artist... - I've had quite a bit to drink,
and you're beginning to look pretty good... - Let's make like a fabric
softener and... - You must be Jamaican,
because Jamaican me crazy...
