If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.
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- If I die, I forgive you, if I recover,
we shall see... - If I Die, I Forgive You! If I Live,
We'll See... - Great Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman:
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't... - Great female comebacks to bad pickup lines:
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman:
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man:... - I HAD A BAD DAY
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven,
so God decided to change the admittance policy. The... - A little kid goes up to his mother who is lying in the bath naked,
and asks her: "Mummy...whasat??" His mother thinks... - A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and
realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to die.
They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite...
From the same category:
- I want to give myself to you.
Sorry,
I don't accept cheap gifts... - Your hair color is fabulous.
Thank you.
It's on aisle three at the corner drug store... - You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep... - Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or Stop... - If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked,
I'd die laughing...
