Apology: Politeness too late.
Related:
- Politeness is asking a beggar if he'll take a
check... - Atoms of the World,
UNITE (whoops, too... - It's never too late to have a happy
childhood... - Dad: "Would you like to have another brother or sister?"
Kid:
"I guess it's too late to say no... - Immigration officials already are tightening security in Los Angeles for the
Summer Olympics.
Too late, however, to keep out most Californians... - Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory... - Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going
to screw her brains out.
Then I realized I was too late... - quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?"
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down...
From the same category:
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer
holder..... - Always remember you're unique -
just like everyone else... - Everyone has a photographic memory,
some don't have film... - Angels can fly because they take themselves so
lightly... - Growing old is mandatory;
growing up is optional...
