Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
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- Kid's Instructions on Life...
"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
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Rocky, age 9 "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed... - Old age = you + 20
years... - You know your getting old when. . .
** There are three signs of old age.
The first is your loss of memory, and the other two... - Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young... - You're Lost Between "Baby Boomer" and "Generation X" If.
1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle... - Q: What is the first warning sign of old age?
A:
When you've been in bed all night with a woman and... - Age is a Funny Thing
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when
we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited... - Signs Your Execution Isn't Going Well
15> The poison gas is bad enough,
but pumping laughing gas into the audience chamber... - Old age is not for
sissies.....
