The First Law of Wing Walking:
Never let hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.
Never let hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.
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- A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck... - SPOKE NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PACE
Sometimes, when I’m scouting up ahead for The March,
I discover more than I wanted to know. My job:... - ROMAN CATHOLICS
Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said... - Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back... - 18 UNNATURAL LAWS
1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN
Clenliness is next to impossible.
2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it... - An 8-foot fluourescent light in a New York City office burned out,
and the Big Boss said, `Fix it'. Naturally the job... - Here are my categories, with examples (his):
ENGLISH:
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you...
From the same category:
- First Law of Laboratory Work:
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass... - Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support your theory... - Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate... - Maier's Law:
If the facts do not conform to the theory,
they must be disposed of... - Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment...
