Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Related:
- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny
and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women? The... - Why does bread always fall butter
side down... - Etorre's Ovservation:
The chance of the bread falling with the butter side... - Beyond Murphy's Law!:
You've heard of Murphy's Law,
Everything that can go wrong will... at the worst possible... - I got bread and butter,
I got toast and jam ..... - Q2: What do prostitutes and peanut butter have in common?
A2: They both spread for bread... - Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common?
A: They both spread for bread... - The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history:
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing"...
From the same category:
- Merkin's Maxim:
When in doubt,
predict that the present trend will continue... - Conway's Law:
In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired... - Shaw's Principle:
Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will want to use it... - Lewis' Law:
People will buy anything that's one to a customer... - First Law of Laboratory Work:
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass...
