Segal's Law:
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Related:
- Murphy's Military Laws
1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3... - Universal Laws:
"The Law of Volunteering"
If you dance with a grizzly bear,
you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"... - Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny
and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women? The... - RULES LEFT OUT OF "LIFE'S LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOK" THAT WE SHOULD
KNOW:
1. The two most common elements in the universe are... - DON'T SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE
-Don't never interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to... - A Cowboy's Guide to Life:
** Don't squat with your spurs on.
** Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin'... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
you thought you already knew that. But now we have... - A truly wise man knows he's
a fool... - Confucious Say:
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time...
