Brooke's Law:
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
Related:
- Murphy's Military Laws
1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3... - Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will use it... - Shaw's Principle:
Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will want to use it... - Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny
and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women? The... - At my high school (many years ago) over a dozen Polymorphic 88 S-100
computers were used to teach computer lit in the math department.
Now I was the curious type and I took to reading the... - Government expands to absorb revenue
and then... - What Computer Virus Do You Have?
Beware of the following computer Viruses.
Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into... - PENNY'S LAW
You can fool all of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time, but you can't... - Program Notes - Wife 1.0
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and
found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other
applications.
He is also now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning...
From the same category:
- Segal's Law:
A man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure... - Peer's Law:
The solution to the problem only changes the problem... - Shirley's Law:
Most people deserve each other... - Shaw's Principle:
Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will want to use it... - Perkin's postulate:
The bigger they are,
the harder they hit...
