Lowery's Law:
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Related:
- If it jams - force it. If it breaks,
it needed replacing... - If it breaks,
it needed replacing anyway... - If it breaks,
it needed replacing anyway... - Beyond Murphy's Law!:
You've heard of Murphy's Law,
Everything that can go wrong will... at the worst possible... - Murphy's Military Laws
1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3... - Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it -
get a bigger hammer... - Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it;
get a larger hammer... - Rudin's Law:
In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action,
most people will choose the worst one possible... - Editors Note:
Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short...
