Choirboy 1: Hi! I have to go to confession today, and I'm a bit worried.

Choirboy 1: Hi! I have to go to confession today, and I'm a bit worried.
You know this priest a long time already. What would he give
for committing sodomy?
Choirboy 2: That's two chocolate bars.

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