Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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- 60 Actual Newspaper Headlines, Collected by Journalists
1.
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police... - How cold is it?
This is the Unofficial World Wide Activities Thermometer,
based on stereotypes and geographical generalizations... - Paddy heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in
Canada.
So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a... - HOW COLD IS IT?
An annotated thermometer (degrees Fahrenheit)
+50
* New York tenants turn on the heat
* Minnesotans plant gardens
+40
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Minnesotans sunbathe
+35
* Italian cars don't start
+32
* Distilled water freezes
+30
* You can see your breath
* You plan a vacation in Florida
* Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
* Minnesotans eat ice cream
+25
* Boston water freezes
* Californians weep pitiably
* Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you
+20
* Cleveland water freezes
* San Franciscans start thinking favorably of LA
* Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts
+15
* You plan a vacation to Cancun
* Minnesotans go swimming
+10
* Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
* Too cold to snow
* You need jumper cables to get the car going
0
* New York landlords turn on the heat
-5
* You can hear your breath
* You plan a vacation in Hawaii
-10
* American cars don't start
* Too cold to skate
-15
* You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
* Miamians cease to exist
* Minnesotans lick flagpoles
-20
* Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
* Politicians actually do something about the homeless
* People in LaCrosse think about taking down screens
-25
* Too cold to kiss
* You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* Japanese cars don't start
* Minnesota Twins head for spring training
-30
* You plan a two-week hot bath
* Bock beer production begins
* Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
-38
* Mercury freezes
* Too cold to think
* Minnesotans button top button
-40
* Californians disappear
* Car insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* Minnesotans put on sweaters
-50
* Congressional hot air freezes
* Alaskans close the bathroom window
* Green Bay Packers practice indoors
-60
* Walruses abandon Aleutians
* Minnesotans put gloves away,
take out mittens * Boy Scouts in Eau Claire start... - Case: The Novice. The guy who's taken up a new hobby,
killing. The one listening to all the stories... - Q: Why do elephants have red balls?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A... - Two newfies were off on their annual trip to the Canadian Rockies to bag a
moose.
As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area,... - A businessman is caught in Iraq and hauled off to jail as a spy.
After a few days he is taken to Saddam where he pleads... - TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is...
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Hundreds... - Man Struck by Lightning Faces
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