Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
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Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police... - Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to
the cow instead of the bull... - Q: What did the farmer do after he was done milking the first cow?
A: He milked the "udder" one... - Put an AX murder in the State
House... - So the farmer took the son aside and told him to go watch the
bull and let him know when he serviced the white cow.
(Only he did not say serviced.) "But son when... - The farmer tells his son to go out in the back 40 and watch
the bull.
Then come and tell me when he services the white ... - The Toronto Star has a weekly column by an attorney,
consisting of humorous excerpts from court transcripts... - From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
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Brown Cow, White Cow Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:31 GMT... - Oh, what a lovely cow!" exclaimed the young woman from the city.
"But why doesn't it have any horns?" "There are many...
